A hosepipe ban has angered Castle Hill residents who fear limited litres will affect their lifestyle.
Spokesman Mr C Lyon said today drought restrictions could mean an end to bathtime as he knows it and has vowed to pull the plug on prohibition plans.
. . . Sounds fishy? It’s April 1st!!
The resident in question, heavyweight Patagonian sealion, Orry, is more than happy in his castle moat pools, along with girlfriends Shirley and Cleopatra! Each of the two pools contains more than 55,000 gallons, but there’s no need to worry about drought restrictions thanks to DZG’s own supply of water from caverns deep beneath the site!
Happy April Fools’ Day!!